A and A's Movie A Day

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Movie 262 – Beowulf (2007)

Beowulf (2007) – November 17th, 2010

While watching this movie I did something I rarely do for this project: I looked at reviews. I normally try to avoid doing that but I was curious about the reception of some of the changes the movie made to the narrative of the story. Because they’re pretty substantial, to be honest, and I’m of two minds about them myself. It seems the academics were too, so I don’t think I really spoiled my ability to give an unbiased review here. But see, while I’d read excerpts of the poem and looked through some of the translations and re-writings of it, I’ve never really studied it in an academic setting. And I’ve done enough other poetic analysis to be certain that my casual perusals of the text weren’t the sort of reading done by scholars. Sometimes it’s nice to do the poetic analysis yourself and sometimes it’s nice to look at what’s already been done by people who get paid to do it.

Believe me, I’ll get to the animation eventually, but first I’m going to babble about the plot. Because, see, I get what was done here. There are certainly things I don’t like about it, but I get it. I can understand why one would take a poem with three big battles and altering things to tie all three together, instead of just the first two. I can understand the purpose behind the fatherhood theme and the idea that Beowulf rises as a king only to follow the same path as Hrothgar. The whole repeated mistakes thing makes sense and it’s easy to follow. This was not a movie made for academics, regardless of the nerd cred Neil Gaiman’s involvement might have lent it. So the plot needs to have a running theme and it can’t rely on interpretation and analysis. Fine. I still have quibbles.

For one, I’m not thrilled with the women in the movie. Or rather, I’m not thrilled with the roles they play. Wealthow, the queen, is all well and good, and I like her character here. She’s strong and definitely has a mind of her own. But she’s handed over to Beowulf as property and he seems happy about that until they’re both getting on in years and then he’s got a mistress. I honestly cannot say what purpose the mistress serves, plotwise. If there’d been a lot of attention paid to Beowulf and Wealthow as a couple, then sure, I could see the point, perhaps illustrating the distance between the two and whatnot. But it’s never more than a passing mention. It has no purpose other than to make Beowulf look like he’s not nearly as honorable as we’d like him to be and to put two cowering women instead of one on the castle ramparts when the dragon attacks at the end. And yes, that is petty of me to gripe about but I don’t give a damn. It’s unnecessary and to be honest I find it a hell of a lot more gratuitous than Grendel’s mother’s CGI bosom.

The trouble is that it speaks to a sort of casual disregard for character development that I find irritating. The running theme of fatherhood and Grendel’s mother being this sort of primal force that tempts men seeking power into giving her both a child and control over them? I won’t argue with that and it made for some good potential character development. But I’d have liked a little more of it if they were going to attempt it. Don’t half-ass that and then toss in a mistress to try and short-cut your way to a broken marriage. If you’re not going to bother with character development and just do a CGI action movie full of swords and screaming and monsters and whatnot, then do it. It’s not like the inner workings of Beowulf’s mind are really explored in depth in the poem. At least not from what I recall.

Maybe it all would have come across better had I not spent the majority of the movie waiting for the cut scene to end so we could start playing the video game. The animation in this movie is so firmly entrenched in the Uncanny Valley, it’s built a house and settled down to raise the kids there. Every so often there’d be a moment when it worked just right or I’d be super impressed by the texture on a table or a sword or something. And then one of the characters would speak and my brain would screech to a halt because that mouth movement just isn’t natural. Or an arm would swing in just the wrong way and I’d be back to being creeped out by the CGI.

It’s really horribly distracting and I honestly think I’d have enjoyed the movie a lot more had it been in live action. One of the things I read in my scanning of stuff about the movie while we watched it was that the director and some of the actors really liked the process of making a motion-capture movie. It allowed them to get funky angles and close-ups and not wait around for set dressing and whatnot! And that’s great. I’m glad the movie was fun to make. Unfortunately that doesn’t necessarily mean it was as much fun to watch.


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November 17, 2010


I’d like to relate a story regarding this movie. When this came out on DVD I was still working as a manager of a Blockbuster store. While it was still on the new release wall I had a customer who insisted that I should give him his money back because when he rented Beowulf he didn’t realize that it was an animated movie. He claimed that it was false advertising and that there was nothing on the box to indicate that this movie didn’t feature real people. I don’t recall if I acquiesced – I’m inclined to think not because I very rarely ever gave anybody their money back unless there was a legitimate mistake on the part of my staff. I can see, however, why that customer was disillusioned. In still shots the fidelity of the digital creations in this movie do look almost photorealistic. It’s only when you see them in motion that the unreality sets in.

Part of the problem, I’m sure, is that these people look TOO realistic. Our brains are programmed to see a certain kind of movement out of people, and when it’s not there even the tiniest subtleties can cause a glaring disconnect. It’s known as the “uncanny valley” in computer animation circles, and it’s one of those challenges that drives animators crazy. The entire time that you’re watching this movie your brain is screaming at you. “There is something NOT RIGHT about the way these people are moving!” But if you look at things analytically you can’t really tell why. It’s like a light flashing irritatingly in the corner of your vision that you can’t find if you look at it directly.

This is further compounded by the fact that many of the digital automatons on the screen are made to look like the people playing the characters. Hrothgar is unmistakable Anthony Hopkins. Wealthlow, for all that she seems to have been modeled with a permanent scowl on her face, is clearly Robin Wright. Unferth looks a lot like John Malkovich with a silly beard stuck to his face. And Grendel’s mother is a sort of idealized pin-up female form with Angelina Jolie’s head stuck on top of it. (I believe it is in one of the Loading Ready Run podcasts that the lads speculate about what the animators did with that computer model – probably something it’s better not to know.) Anyhow, the uncanny valley yawns wider when it’s not just random faces but those of well known actors that are so slightly wrong in their appearance. A lot of people talk about “doll’s eyes” or say that the characters seem to have a dead stare, but for me it’s something about the stiffness of the mouth that makes me wince.

The other thing that irritates me about this movie is that it lacks the strength of its convictions. I can see what they’re going for in this adaptation. It’s intended to be a primal sort of edgy epic that looks at the savage instincts beneath the civilised masks that we wear. It tries to tie the notion of heroes and demons to urges that are nowadays frowned upon. There’s carousing and wenching and drinking and belching and all of this is what brings out the demon Grendel. Grendel is portrayed as a tortured and malformed horror. (I was delighted to see that Crispin Glover, that fantastic professional weird person, played Grendel.) There’s a whole ton of gruesome bloodletting. Grendel tears a lot of people apart, impales a bunch more, and even sucks the guts out of one guy’s torso. Beowulf shows up on the scene and insists on battling Grendel without the trappings of armor or weapons. And then suddenly the movie turns inadvertently funny. The problem is that although you can have all this gore and such apparently when it comes to full frontal nudity you can’t have that – so for the duration of Beowulf’s epic primal naked battle with Grendel the movie most resembles that bit in Austin Powers where cleverly placed objects obscure his nudity. There was never any way that an experimental and high-concept film like this was going to succeed as a PG-13 action adventure, so they should have bitten the bullet and gone for a full R rating.

There are some parts of the movie I do enjoy. There are very brief moments where the animation totally works and a believable, subtle and emotional performance comes through. (Most notably in a few later scenes of Wiglaf.) I appreciate the bits that attempt to honor the source material. (Particularly Crispin Glover speaking all of his dialog in antiquated Old English – it’s hardly able to be understood, but that’s part of the magic of it.)

To summarise: this movie is a grand experiment. It is a step on the road to a different kind of movie – one created using all the craft of real actors but in the digital era those performances will be stored as motion data rather than static film images. I would not say that it is altogether successful, but it may be a necessary thing. Perhaps the new digital frontier which Robert Zemeckis is championing could not come to be without experiments like this. Will we have fully realized motion-captured digital performances that actually work and don’t feel so artificial as these? Undoubtedly. Indeed they may not even be passive movies – they are more likely to be rendered in real time. In fact – that future is not so very far away at all. I’m looking forward to seeing what it’s going to be like.

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